[Ruaraidh]

om serios, la May 18 2010, 02:05 AM, a spus:

they're not so funny nor witty,the jokes.but still,the Irish are as dum as a bucket full of hair.

Well here's a lovely song for ye lad...

And as I came home on a Sunday night, as drunk as a drunk could be,
I saw a man runnin' out the door with his breeks about his knee;
I called the wife and I said to her, ''Will ye kindly tell to me
Who was that man runnin' out the door with his breeks aboout his knee?''
''Ah, ye're drunk, ye're drunk, ye silly old fool, and still ye cannot see,
That was the tax collector that the queen sent to me'',
''Well manys a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more,
But an Englishman that could last till three I never saw before !''

Aceasta postare a fost editata de Finnian: 07 July 2010 - 01:53 AM

[Co||Co]

I didn't get it...

[Ruaraidh]

I didn't think you would.

[Raffael Aedrius]

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

[Raffael Aedrius]

Q: What is a 6.9?

A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

[Raffael Aedrius]

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

[Raffael Aedrius]

Kurt Metzger: Mayan Calendar and 2012

Why would they know the end of the world? They didn't have any pants. Did you know that? They didn't have the invention of pants. You think you can crack the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets? They just made a lot of calendars and they never said it's the end of the world -- goofy white people made that up.